Whenever Christmas is right in the corner I never fail to remember the way we sang Jingle Bells when I was just a kid. It went like this:
Robin Laid an Egg
The Batmobile Lost its Wheel
And the Joker got away, hey!
We also sang the Popeye song a little differently.
I'm Popeye the Sailor Man
I live in a garbage can
I stood near the heater and fried off my weiner
I'm Popeye the Sailor man!
One more, this time the Pledge of Allegiance:
I pledge allegiance to the flag
Michael Jackson is a -toot-
Pepsi Cola burned his butt
Now he's drinkin' 7-UP
I'm bored, you can say that. :P